This Is Just To Say

My glutes hurt.

“The time has come,” the Walrus said,
“To talk of many things:
Of shoes—and ships—and sealing-wax—
Of cabbages—and kings—
And why the sea is boiling hot—
And whether pigs have wings.”

Lewis Carroll

starsandsons:

judesan:

1. Do not buy any more CDs or DVDs. There’s a reason the internet invented piracy.
2. Do not buy any more books until I read all the unread ones on my bookshelf.
3. Do not return a pile of library books several weeks late to the tune of $50.
4. Do not park so close to a parking lot pylon that I scrape the back wheel rim against it on my way out subsequently requiring me to fork out several hundred dollars for a panel beater.
5. Do bring sustenance from home so I stop wasting money on mediocre, over-priced uni food.
6. Do keep buying clothes, because they are an important investment.
7. Everytime I open my wallet, do think about how many nights in a Guatemalan hostel that money could be paying for instead of the minimal-to-no use I will get out of a poster of the Joker/Starbuck dog tags/a prettier copy of Pride & Prejudice/monstrously unflattering harem pants/etc etc

my additions:

modify 6 to “make dad pay for your clothes and unnecessary $150 tony bianco shoes”

8. do not purchase any more alcohol from bars. unless it is happy hour. find some willing boy to do so instead.

9. do not enter clubs that have a cover charge. you will most likely leave five minutes later anyway.

10. do not buy any more series of television on dvd.

oh and modify 7 to “think about how many months rent in a boston apartment that money could be paying for instead of the minimal-to-no-use i will get out of a purple headband / yellow opi nail polish / another ticket to see the proposal for the fourth time”

I would add to 8. Drink a $7 bottle of wine before entering said bar.
Works every time.

1. Do not buy any more CDs or DVDs. There’s a reason the internet invented piracy.
2. Do not buy any more books until I read all the unread ones on my bookshelf.
3. Do not return a pile of library books several weeks late to the tune of $50.
4. Do not park so close to a parking lot pylon that I scrape the back wheel rim against it on my way out subsequently requiring me to fork out several hundred dollars for a panel beater.
5. Do bring sustenance from home so I stop wasting money on mediocre, over-priced uni food.
6. Do keep buying clothes, because they are an important investment.
7. Everytime I open my wallet, do think about how many nights in a Guatemalan hostel that money could be paying for instead of the minimal-to-no use I will get out of a poster of the Joker/Starbuck dog tags/a prettier copy of Pride & Prejudice/monstrously unflattering harem pants/etc etc